While working on my new look i’ve found out that if I want to start going for caucasian between the ages of 18-24 I’ll need to develop an identity that they will easily be romantically interested with. which leads me to begin looking for the positive african american appearance that white girls can identify with and be attracted to.

~random virgin board user

Visiting the attraction forums can be a rather haunting experience, comparable to paying a visit to auntie Elizabeth, before puberty has given you the final hit. Interesting, shameful, great, disgusting and a whole range of other emotions. Reminds me of my first shag actually… Well nevermind. Picking the hive-mind of a board full of sexually deprived individuals can be lots of fun, work hours just fly by while you are browsing through the sea of vainness that is the virgi-, sorry, I mean the attraction forums.

Let me introduce you to the PUA (pick up artist) subculture, if you happen to be unfamiliar with it. Wikipedia defines a PUA as:

[A pickup artist, commonly abbreviated PUA, is a term used to describe a man who is or who at least strives to be skilled in meeting, attracting, and seducing women.] ~wikipedia entry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_artist

PUAs employ a range of techniques to get into the target’s (woman’s) pants. Techniques as refined as “negging” (making “semi-negative” comments on the target’s appearance in order to lower her confidence) or “kino escalation” (progressive touching, if you like. You start with some friendly strokes and end up cruising through the no-no regions in mere seconds). The concept of “peacocking” is particularly interesting. “Peacocking” involves dressing up in ridiculous ways in order to grab the attention of the opposite sex. The mastermind behind this innovative concept of mating goes by the name of “Mystery”. “Mystery” is a man of gigantic proportions, a social scientist, a mating wizard, a man whose dressing sense is so refined and exquisite that we, mere mortals, won’t ever understand it…

I wonder if you can spot “Mystery” over here on the left… Tip: Its not the bald guy. “Mystery” as you can see has successfully incorporated a range of styles into his wardrobe. I believe he’s rather found of the “BDSM” and the “Cyberpunk” communities. But, oh well, I don’t wanna bash on “Mystery”, and I don’t want to pick him as a target. The man has done good for himself, despite everything, and I guess he’s some sort of living messiah for the sexually frustrated. No need to bash on the prophets.

However, the concept of “peacocking” is a truly ridiculous art. “Mystery”, as great as he may be, will be remembered as the initiator of the most idiotic fashion craze to have ever hit the metropolitan areas. The attraction forums (”http://theattractionforums.com“) and their respective “fashion” board stand on the forefront of the “peacocking” affair. Now some might be thinking “Hey BRAH, what’s your beef with the place? Just a bunch of BRAHS trying to sort out their sexual love life”, well please don’t get me wrong. I’m in no way a hateful individual but evil must be combatted whenever it seeks to posses the minds of the masses. The attraction forums board is evil, it advertises dressing up for the sake of dressing up. It advertises the development of fashion sense for the whole purpose of getting laid. It advertises vanity and complete delusion, a case of the blind leading the blind. It stands for everything that our forefathers have fought against… Well ok, its not that bad, but its rather disgusting. The results speak for themselves.

I really do appreciate your attempt, but take my advice “attraction board”, take my advice before its too late. Drop the silly outfits, put yourself together and tuck in those goddamn shirts of yours. You are not “Mystery”, its not working out, we are not blind, we can see through your façade of doucheness. Just drop it, you look darn ugly while attempting to look somewhat decent. Take it in stride though, no need to stalk and subsequently kill me, we can all be BRAHs. Its up to you.

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